"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated."
"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet; who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living. "
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. "
"If all economists were laid end to end; they would not reach a conclusion."
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."
"Nothing anyone says in a bar is true."
"When I read about the evils of drinking; I gave up reading."
"Great people talk about ideas; average people talk about things; and small people talk about wine. "
"If you drink; don't drive. Don't even putt."
"One must desire something to be alive."